Twists are Turvy

teslaandhispigeon: Can we please just tell every middle...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 18:34:28 -0400

Can we please just tell every middle schooler this instead of making them feel embarrassed by their existence and their need to try new things? It would be much nicer to hear this through middle school and high school than it is to hear about how dumb your phase or whatever is and how much you’ll regret it in a year.

eridick-amporna: eridick-amporna’s end-of-hiatus giveaway!! Hey...

Sat, 15 Jun 2013 00:55:50 -0400

eridick-amporna:

eridick-amporna’s end-of-hiatus giveaway!!

Hey guys, it’s India! I’m giving away a bunch of things to say “thank you” to my 2,000 followers who didn’t abandon me while I was on hiatus. (I knew I’d come crawling back) I just want to give you all a great big hug. Anyone can participate, but this is happening because of all of you. ♡

Anyway… Here are the prizes!

First place:

Sufferer necklace (or pin/keychain)

God tier hoodie from the whatpumpkin store

A few bottles of Ramune (it’s yummy Japanese soda)!

Second place:

Gameboy color

Art print from the whatpumpkin store

Runner-up:

A pikachu plushie

Some pocky!! (strawberry and chocolate)

RULES:

You don’t have to be following me, but I’m really nice and follow back a lot of the time. (Plus I’ll make you a friendship bracelet and put some extra things in your package)

Like/reblog as much as you want, but just don’t annoy your followers! (Only reblogs count)

No giveaway blogs please, or you won’t win. ~~And I’ll hunt you down and shove a burning waffle iron down your throat~~

You have to be comfortable giving me your address/shipping info.

I can ship anywhere now!!

Ends August 1st (I will pick a winner at random)

I hope to make this more successful and even more fun than last time. So good luck and have a great summer!! ♡

I just really want that gameboy, ok??
*sobs*

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Fri, 14 Jun 2013 23:11:27 -0400

necktiesandplushrumps: squidpsychology: sockpupett: sweetdream...

Fri, 14 Jun 2013 22:11:23 -0400

necktiesandplushrumps:

squidpsychology:

sockpupett:

sweetdreamshillary:

dreaming-decadence:

dementedmarionette:

jovialmaverick:

gosh-tier:

dreaming-decadence:

===> Your name is Dirk Strider. It wasn’t long ago that the Zombie Apocalypse started and you’ve already found yourself injured and alone. Your former friends lost contact with you shortly after it began…and your only salvation has been this warehouse. But it won’t last for long….and you really just want to know where the people you care about have gone.

TT: Roxy? Jane?

TT: ….Jake?

TT: Anyone? Is anyone alive out there?

==> Your name is ROXY LALONDE. You’ll be the first to admit that you suck at treating your own WOUNDS. You’ve been on your own for quite some time after you lost contact with your friends, and you’re starting to think that they’re all DEAD. It’s okay, though; at least you’re DRUNK.

TG: o well

TG: s not like im not used to bein alon

TG: *dammit

==> Your name is DAVE STRIDER. It appears that you have been BITTEN BY A ZOMBIE. It’s alright, though. Almost all of your friends are DEAD, anyway. All you know is that the first stages of zombification HURT LIKE A BITCH.

==> Your name is CALVIN STRIDER, and there’s no hope for you.
And soon enough, there won’t be any hope for anyone else either.

==> Your name is KARKAT VANTAS and it seems you’ve been stuck in a perpetual state of half transformation. All you know is you’ve never felt agony like this before. The pain was enough to drive anyone insane…

==> Your name is GRANDMA HARLEY and you wouldn’t usually be worried about a zombie apocalypse.

But you have responsibilities now. You have to get your grandson somewhere safe.

Because he won’t be safe with you much longer.

The last one made me cry :(

The last one made me scream once I saw her arm.

Oh my fuck I love Homestuck cosplayers

zillytw0: askmixipony: askthe-angel-0: aheartbeatchanged: Att...

Fri, 14 Jun 2013 22:08:40 -0400

zillytw0:

askmixipony:

askthe-angel-0:

aheartbeatchanged:

Attention assholes: don’t sexually harass a girl when she can easily find you on Facebook and send your mom proof of your perpetuation of rape culture.

Moral of the day? Don’t mess with me.

Absolute ownage.

GUUURRRLLLLLL
AWWSNAP

STANDING OVATION

throws roses onto podium Thank you

thelostdoctor: watchtheskytonight: crownedconsultingcriminal: ...

Fri, 14 Jun 2013 22:07:23 -0400

thelostdoctor:

watchtheskytonight:

crownedconsultingcriminal:

its-sociopath-ya-assbutt:

colouredsounds97:

J.K Rowling added this to the series.

i can’t feel anymore

And that’s me wailing on the floor

I was fine until ‘held his hand’ ughhhh

fandom-orgy: icarusmask: littlemotherfucker: viktorserket: as...

Fri, 14 Jun 2013 22:06:37 -0400

fandom-orgy:

icarusmask:

littlemotherfucker:

viktorserket:

asksweetstalker:

ask-vendorman:

askswagslender:

sinfulnekorose:

icicle-frost:

meexart:

causeallidoisdance:

connormpreg:

littlemotherfucker:

iwwantyourglub:

makararousal:

theladystache:

yeah. here you go Tumblr.

I wonder when people will start shipping them.

i wwish i could get some sexy anons i got mostly cute ones

dont get me wwrong i lovve em just

dat sexy anon

hater/creepy otp

otp. also shipped sexy with loud just because babies

OLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

AHAHAHA

OMG I couldn’t help it XD

nope I’m done. so done

TUMBLR YOU’RE GOING TO MAKE ME START DRAWING ANON COUPLES FUCKING STOP ASOIDFJAWE OMFG

^^ THIS ^^

I have my new art project…

(perfeeeeCCCT)

OMG OMG OMG I’m hyper ventilating fromthis ohjegusjkegjnkrefjhioktrjiokrtjmnoiphbjrmtoik

you guy’s are forgetting other potential ships here!

WHERE HAS THIS BEEN ALL MY LIFE

ghostieocercus: ahaha wow jokes pfpfbbpb its funny cause cronus is a slippery bag of dicks o...

Fri, 14 Jun 2013 22:05:03 -0400

ghostieocercus:

ahaha wow jokes

pfpfbbpb

its funny cause cronus is a slippery bag of dicks

o no

he s’S A RRIV ED

KANKR I WNO

HO LY SHIT DI D SO EOEMONE SE RISOULY TYP ETHI S ALL OUT

IM LE LIKE 1000605465000000% DNO E

FU CKING

thank u meenah ur the savior once again

pettyartist: f-a-g-i-n-a: Keng Lye - Alive without Breath...

Fri, 14 Jun 2013 22:03:47 -0400

pettyartist:

f-a-g-i-n-a:

Keng Lye - Alive without Breath (2013) - Hyperrealistic sea animals created using acrylics and epoxy resin, layer by layer

what

I will reblog this artist’s works every time it comes on my dash omfg

thesexualhomeboys: mitunas-choice-rump: fangdangler: get on...

Fri, 14 Jun 2013 22:01:51 -0400

thesexualhomeboys:

mitunas-choice-rump:

fangdangler:

get on my fukken level

jesus fuck

the thing about this that stands out to me is that the cheapest bad dragon toys are $55 each. that’s size small, single color, single firmness, no cumtube. this is obviously not the case for all, by my count, sixty-five of these dildos. some are definitely in large or extra large sizes, meaning they’re about $150-200 each. i’m not going to do extensive math or try to estimate the price of each one on the site, but i am extremely confident in saying that this image is displaying between four and ten thousand dollars of bad dragon merchandise.

that is fucking hardcore.

sherlockian221: lokis-army-at-221b: themazeskipper: tinydragon...

Fri, 14 Jun 2013 22:00:33 -0400

sherlockian221:

lokis-army-at-221b:

themazeskipper:

tinydragongina:

whipmyfrohohobackandforth:

THIS FUCKING GUY

I’M LOSING MY SHIT

#WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST WATCH

HES BACK

WHAT

WHO LET ANDERSON OUT OF HIS CAGE?

sluttywbu: gingayjordan: relapsemeansrecovery-notfailure: you-...

Fri, 14 Jun 2013 22:00:09 -0400

sluttywbu:

gingayjordan:

relapsemeansrecovery-notfailure:

you-are-not-relevant-mr-penguin:

donteverl0sehope:

I’ve reblogged this 18 times, but i literally lose my breathe when i see this. This moment made me feel something so special inside and I have promised myself i will reblog it every time i see it on my dash <3

<3

ohmygod . this is wonderful . jshgkjdrda <3

i love this movie, yet its so sad

Unfollow me for rebloging this because its not “my blog type” but its defying my morals not to

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Fri, 14 Jun 2013 00:38:30 -0400

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Fri, 14 Jun 2013 00:38:04 -0400

fletchlingsshoes: OK I snagged these two shots from the site...

Fri, 14 Jun 2013 00:36:38 -0400

fletchlingsshoes:

OK I snagged these two shots from the site because the captions for them made me really, really excited.

Because honestly let’s get real here.

The relationships we had with our Pokemon in the previous games were surprisingly lacking. Sure, in HG/SS we got to walk around with our Pokemon and see them dance or roll in the grass, but otherwise friendship’s function only really influenced a few things, mainly evolution, a few moves, and the ability to get a few ribbons.

We never really saw anything relating to how close our Pokemon was to us in a way beyond some ratings or a few devices or cues in the games that showed how much they liked their trainer. So in my opinion the fact that bonding through Pokemon-Amie can get them to do things like look at you while waiting for directions in a fight opens up a HUGE can of possibilities with what they’ll do.

Will the bond’s strength affect their accuracy in battle? Will it affect how often they’ll hurt themselves or overcome confusion in a fight? There’s so many other things on my mind but this just makes me really,really excited to see something like this finally put into the Pokemon games because now we can see actual results of bonding with our Pokemon besides some handful of dialogue from a rater in somehouse.

Fri, 14 Jun 2013 00:36:00 -0400

delicatemotion:

randomstuff134:

sodamnrelatable:

take a moment to realize you have never seen your face in person, just reflections and pictures

some scientists agree that if you saw a clone of yourself, you wouldn’t recognise it as you, because our idea of what we look like is so different from what we actually look like

This gave me anxiety

shnubs: idiosyncratic-lavender: THGIS IS MY...

Fri, 14 Jun 2013 00:35:43 -0400

shnubs:

idiosyncratic-lavender:

THGIS IS MY FAVORITE THING I BHAVE EVER SEEN THEY SAY EVERYTHING WRONG AND ITS IEWKL WTHEUR VOIECE C RACKDS SBGIWEUGHIUERTYRW7y8958940HELP

gly9h-the-hellhound: pillory: Oscar was adopted as a kitten...

Fri, 14 Jun 2013 00:35:08 -0400

gly9h-the-hellhound:

pillory:

Oscar was adopted as a kitten from an animal shelter and grew up in the third-floor end-stage dementia unit at Steere House Nursing and Rehabilitation Center in Providence, Rhode Island. The 41-bed unit treats people with Alzheimer’s, Parkinson’s disease and other illnesses, most of whom are in the end stage of life and are generally unaware of their surroundings. Oscar was one of six cats adopted by Steere House, which bills itself as a “pet friendly” facility.

After about six months, the staff noticed that Oscar, just like the doctors and nurses, would make his own rounds. Oscar would sniff and observe patients, then curl up to sleep with certain ones. The patients he would sleep with often died within several hours of his arrival. One of the first cases involved a patient who had a blood clot in her leg that was ice cold at the time. Oscar wrapped his body around her leg and stayed until the woman died.In another instance, the doctor had made a determination of impending death based on the patient’s condition, while Oscar simply walked away, causing the doctor to believe that Oscar’s streak (12 at the time) had ended. However, it would be later discovered that the doctor’s prognosis was simply 10 hours too early: Oscar later visited the patient, who died two hours later.

Oscar’s accuracy led the staff to institute a new and unusual protocol: once he is discovered sleeping with a patient, staff will call family members to notify them of the patient’s (expected) impending death.

Most of the time the patient’s family has no issue with Oscar being present at the time of death. On those occasions when he is removed from the room at the family’s request, he is known to pace back and forth in front of the door and meow in protest. When present, Oscar will stay by the patient until they die, then after death will quietly leave the room.

i find this very interesting as this behavior seems common in many cats that reside in mental and nursing homes. Often sharing the bed of the soon to be deceased. In the ancient world cats were revered by many cultures, most famously Ancient Egypt, as guardians of the underworld, keepers of the gate of death, and sometimes even harbingers of death itself. This makes me wonder whether this behavior was observed during ancient times as well and perhaps prompted this belief and many practices surrounding it.

iraffiruse: Frozach Submitted

Fri, 14 Jun 2013 00:09:56 -0400

iraffiruse:

Frozach Submitted

traversant: archetypalboner: “Women are more likely to be attracted to personality and men are...

Fri, 14 Jun 2013 00:08:54 -0400

traversant:

archetypalboner:

“Women are more likely to be attracted to personality and men are more likely to be attracted to physical appearance.”

Woah maybe that’s because we teach women to see men as people and we teach men to see women as objects.

Ding ding ding ding ding.