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neyagawa:

dreamychocolateprincess:

colamania:

spazztastikim:

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dynastylnoire:

insidehishead:

some of the most sensitive areas of the female body

look at all the regions that are not titties and vagina guys

porn has lied to you. there are other places you can touch that sensitive and pleasurable. 

Oh yeah because I’m just gonna rub her eyes until a she’s horny

Kiss her there you walnut! Use tenderness! Hold her face gently and stroke her eyelids with your thumb and then kiss them! Run your hands down to her neck when you do! THINK!!! Lordie, you have a lot to learn that TOUCH gives more than making her “horny” you’ll drive her nuts doing gentle stuff! It’s trust! It’s care! It’s sensitivity! *smacks your forehead* You want her to be numb in complete ecstasy! I know this shit and I’m ASEXUAL! 

Reblogging purely for the beautiful use of the word “walnut” as an insult.

omfg truth pls listen boiz

just wondering how the vaginas not on fire

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romy7:

laurapancakes:

The 5 times Sokka forgot Toph was blind and the time he didn’t.

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hootbird:

remember when my mom asked belligerently to see braeburned's art and when I finally showed her his porn she called it soft core?

I showed my mom blaring pony porn because she demanded I show her and she thought it was soft core.

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fullmemetal:

Gentle reminder that Ouran has a pretty much canon nonbinary protagonist.

Gentle reminder that said protaganist’s single parent is a canon bisexual drag queen dadmom

Gentle reminder that there is an entire troupe of singing lesbians in Ouran

Gentle reminder that Ouran is actually the shit

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fandomlove4life:

the-dread-pirate-xarina:

cheese3d:

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cheese3d:

cheese3d:

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anyone please ask your crush out like this

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The thrilling answer

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and the awkward stupidity continues

baseball dude emails ghost boy to study together in the library

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bored with airplanes

i want more

OMG ITS CONTINUES SINCE I LAST SAW IT!! CUTE!!! BUT I NEEDS MORE NOW QUQ

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banavalope:

okay so what if i call it “leave me alone”

youre in your mid 20’s, your parents kicked you out when you were 19 because you werent making them enough money like the magical cash cow they hoped youd be for them. you’ve been homeless, every relationship youve had has stabbed you in the back, you’re not cut out for the jobs you want, youre too insecure, and there was one week you almost died three different times. youre full of a toxic resentment for not getting everything you never worked for, and you kind of want to die.

you’re not some tortured hero, you’re just a shitty adult, and a shittier person for being so nihilistic over a few life pitfalls.

one afternoon you wake up and find the shitty city you live in is run over with some kind of debatably spooky stuff, and unlike some of the other people you keep- briefly - running in to, you really don’t care.

these guys can get themselves killed, but you have a car and there is a highway, so you may as well take advantage of the lapse in real life responsibilities as a way to get out and start your dream life in a different state, and you may as well take some stuff before you go.

Do it

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dontbearuiner:

krumla:

How can you make the two greatest assassins in the universe completely useless and boring?

Oh man.

I loved GotG, but this is fantastic and true.

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blastortoise:

it’s weird how straight boys will find out that a girl is bisexual and then think that girl wants to fuck them with another girl. And if they find out a guy is gay they think that guy wants to fuck them.

No one wants to have sex with you. You are are not cute. At all.

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egomatter:

cover for Steven Universe #5 !!

why yes, i did imply that cookie cat was rebranded as a delicious wafer snack. that’s probably not canon but i can dream

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socialjusticekoolaid:

Protesters from across St Louis turned up and turned out for the first St Louis County Council Meeting since Mike Brown’s Death. (Part II)

The St Louis County Council meeting was a fiery afar, as residents from across the county demanded Darren Wilson’s arrest, answers for Mike Brown’s death, and expressed frustration at their own police force being turned on them like they were enemies of the state. #staywoke #farfromover

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gang0fwolves:

I love my skin!

Im gonna cry :’)..

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iguanamouth:

sansainthen0rth:

iguanamouth:

look at this space egg

#space dragon though#black with thin membrane wings that sparkle with stars#eyes like blazing suns#and when they go to breathe fire their bodies light up like the northern lights#[clutches chest]#SPACE DRAGONS


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nijuukoo:

In light of some recent jokes made in the most recent YogsQuest video, particularly the one about Rolo and his asexual reproduction/asexuality, I have some important things to say in regards to that and making that concept a bit more clear to those who are still unfamiliar with that subject. Before that though, I want to suggest the headcanon that Rolo and the squidonian species reproduce asexually with eggs, but can still experience sexual desires without leading to reproduction.

While I still enjoy this series a lot and I am fully aware this is a comedic RP set in the future, jokes should still warrant grounds based on facts, and I do think that last joke missed the mark because it confused asexual reproduction with asexuality, and used incorrect definition of asexuality. So, I hope this is an interesting read and that it can enlighten some of you :) This is based on information I gathered from my psychology studies in uni, and speaking with asexual people. That was several years ago, so please feel free to add or correct me as this complex social concept may most likely have changed over those years.

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vivzie-pop:

Also figured I should do myself, cuz why not.

PATREON

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